Wanted: Employee for Entry Level Position
The successful candidate will have a minimum of five years experience in a similar role, own their own transport, be related to someone I know and like, be proficient in Excel and kangaroo wrangling, have gold-plated nipples, and be willing to work full hours at minimum wage.
I saw my earlier selves as different people, acquaintances I had outgrown. I wondered how I could ever have been some of them.
written by Roger Zelazny, The Courts of Chaos (via manicmagpie)
(Source: wordsnquotes, via sleeperslayer)
An entire sea of water can’t sink a ship unless it gets inside the ship. Similarly, the negativity of the world can’t put you down unless you allow it to get inside you.
written by Goi Nasu (via chryza)
(Source: psych-facts, via catalystconduit)